I hate sneezing.
I have the annual autumn cold. It's so horrible. When I wake up in the morning, I can't breathe. I have the "I've got a cold" voice.
The sneezing is so bad. I have a public sneeze (when I can tell they're coming) that I manage to mute, but for some reason when I sneeze at home it's so loud! I hate the feeling you get when you're about to sneeze, like your face is almost paralysed for a few seconds. Or maybe that's just me.

I've said too much.